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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Sunken Turd Productions Remains Our Biggest Money Maker.

with revenues reaching $1.28

Feb 2, 2008 -- While the company still remains clearly in the red with equipment purchases and a newly acquired warehouse, you have to wonder about the state of the other companies.

Spokesmen Jeremy E Criley is quoted as saying, "This is great news, with our new ad campaign and promotional materials, which has a budget increase of 200% for every month we operate, we're sure to increase our income by 10% within the next 6 - 12 months!"

We were unable to get a comment from Commodore Sloan as he busy scratching his head and mumbling, "When am I getting my cut"; newest cast member Jake said "Now that I'm on board, things are only going to get worse."


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